----- #Dr_she_vago & #Donkey_shott #forrest_gaate_LKZ L.ast K.nown Z.one ========= Life in london according to gerry rafferty : " if you live in baker street nw1 , wake up & is a new morning with fresh bread , but if you live in poland street w1 or canada waters se16 you wakeup & is pneumonia " #humour ×××÷÷÷÷+-×+÷ According to experts using A I , shelly cooper is the result of a scientific experiment using dna from frasier & lilith crane to create a human species of " superior society of wine connoisseurs " , however the best & cheaper alternative was & still is to pop down to the local pub & after few bottles can mate up with whoever is still there avail. It s called " unconscious coupling " that can be solved by " conscious uncoupling " next day after few coffees & reading gwyneth paltrow s blog . The end . ReeseRhysRiceHumour ÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ #humour_ldn #meddle_ying #parodies When Paul Young was invited by Joe Cocker & Martin Kemp , he said " wherever i lay my hat that s my home " so they said " you can keep your hat on " & " goooo_ld " coz " everytime you goooo away you take a piece of me with you , my flippin hat " but you can " comeback & stay " if bring back my hats . The end J.a.s.o.n.humour J.uly A.ugust S.eptember O.ctober N.ovember ÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷